Jade Emperor, please don’t get me wrong! Why am I a weak teammate? You have committed three unforgiven faults of the pig. First fault, Turn a blind eye. Second fault, absent-minded. Third fault, turn a deaf ear. I work so hard every day to feed this family. It’s exhausting. Your wife works during the day too! Take care of the family. Spend time with the kids. These are the responsibilities both parents share.